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Back when Pam Bondi was attorney general of Florida, she attended a rally for Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in October 2016 and committed multiple sartorial sins. In an attempt to look patriotic, the AG wore a multilayered wardrobe that was red, white, and blue — and all wrong. She sported a navy-blue sweater with red cuffs on the edge of her sleeves over a white dress shirt that was partially exposed. Bondi paired that with a dark blue miniskirt that had red and white pinstripes, and completed the look with nude-colored heels. What made the outfit doubly offensive — besides the color scheme — was the ludicrously high slit on her skirt, which showcased her upper thigh as she made her way across the stage at the rally.
In May 2025, Pam Bondi attended an event honoring police officers who have died in the line of duty and, apparently, she thought that the event really needed a couple doilies. A timeless broken pantsuit shouldn’t include frills or embellishments, but Bondi’s jacket has some sort of floral pattern on the pockets and sleeves. There also seems to be a matching vest underneath to break up the khaki-colored top and pants, the latter of which desperately needs to be ironed. To complete this look, Bondi opted for the have decided is the height of class: nude pointed-toe heels.
While turnabout Gov. Rick Scott was in Tallahassee delivering an unlikely budget (that has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that he’s screwed in the run-up to next year’s gubernatorial stakes), his favorite cheerleader, Attorney General Pam Bondi – seriously, she has the cadence and demeanor of a Friday Night Lightbulb – was making her own public relations noise right down here at Orlando City Hall. Flanked by hizzoner Mayor Buddy Dyer, Bondi shimmied into the rotunda and right up to a lectern on Friday morning, where Dyer cooed an introduction to her that included the words “incredible” and “tenacity,” tellingly.
“Come over here, Billy,” Dyer motioned, “I’d like you to meet Attorney General Pam Bondi.” Uh-oh.
Pam Bondi, United States Attorney General, courtesy US Department of Justice
